youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

lonely-in-a-full-room:

whyysoseriuss:

there-is-no-carol-in-hr:

aureumsol:

fuckyahumor:

bestviralposts:

watch till the end :)

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS CAN BE MY MUM

Me as a mother ……

THIS IS LITERALLY MY MOM OMG

When you snap 🤣

The last 17 seconds reminded me of Adam Sandler 😂😂

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

neonbuck:

black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….

targent:

targent:

targent:

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

rehfan:

xelamanrique318:

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

voidmutt:

southernsideofme:

Hose sucked in by fire Tornado

i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss

garashirs:

garashirs:

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

cosmicrhetoric:

sorry but this is the funniest way for any episode of television to open ever….

bathtubaccidents:

gooeychewy:

gooeychewy:

gooeychewy:

I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????

MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT

Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude

thats ol’ salty shoes sam

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt:

trashcatholicism:

put it back he ugly moodboard

raphmike:

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

celticpyro:

little-moist:

ultrafacts:

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thank you, my ancient ancestor

Thank you, cheese-eating superhuman.